Let this be your only warning
Don’t embrace the anxiety, don’t let her call you
The girl is literally out of her mind
All she consumes is uncontrollable fear
The first time around it was cute
All worried for no reason
I thought it was sweet she cared
Boy, did my eyes deceive me
The second time, okay, it was me
I’ll give her that
But she went overboard with the fifth one
How did she even hear about it
Actually I lied, maybe
Because I forgot about the eighth, or was it the tenth
I’m thinking of the time she scaled the building
Yeah, that was definitely the eleventh
The onset of worry
The minute she starts freaking out
And God forbid I try and bring it up
Because she’d Panic about that too
The fourteenth was my favorite in particular
You should have seen her dramatic display
The upside, she was relieved to see me alive
The downside, she stayed all night
I’m baffled she didn’t know what she was doing
On the twenty fifth I had to give her a clue
I may have insinuated I wanted to smash her plate in
And throw away each and every ceramic apology bowl
Too far, so I’d thought
It took until the thirty third time around
Said she’d be busy, met a guy named Pane
Unfortunately fortunate, pretending to be sad when saying goodbye.